John Burnham graduated from The King's College in Briarcliff Manor, New York in December 1989. He was a Business major, or as Jeane puts it, a “Disgusting, nasty business major”, referring of course, not to John, but to the major. (That’s what you think... Jeane.) One of the founders of College’s own “John Club,” he displayed a menacingly unique sense of humor, as well as a black leather jacket which may eventually be drawn into that little picture on the left. Oh, there it is now. In any case, John enjoys most board games, his Macintosh, and reading. The most helpful thing he learned in college is that God keeps His promises. The most helpful thing he learned from this stack is that giving in to radical whimsy every once in awhile can help to keep one sane. A great procrastinator, John also has done some comic book collecting in the past, and enjoys a life of street crime in his spare time. Meet your date for the evening, John Burnham!